NINJA GUIJI GAME

Here's a cool game I found. You are a ninja, doing different missions, and you have to use your stealth to avoid Samurai's. Pretty kickass scenes showing decapitation and shit like that. Got a couple of minutes to kill? Kill some Samurai scum, Ninja Guiji Style.

NINJA GUIJI

KISS - CARNIVAL OF SOULS: THE FINAL SESSIONS

I'm still listening to KISS constantly. They are one of the bands that I just don't get tired of. I personally think they fuckin rock. And it's sad to think that some people out there haven't heard KISS or just haven't given them the chance to rock their fuckin world. Well as a long time KISS fan I thought I would spread the love and post something that even the inexperienced could appreciate. This album is Carnival Of Souls: The Final Sessions and it completely fuckin rocks. To me it sounds like a heavier KISS, which is awesome, but they still have some really good slower, softer songs too. I think this might broaden some folks horizon and look deeper into the world that is KISS! Rock out to this one!

CARNIVAL OF SOULS: THE FINAL SESSIONS and remember to buy!

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FINSTERFORST - WELTENKRAFT

As most of you might know, I am really into Black and Viking metal. I mean, it's good to hear metal that has more to it than just some stupid fuckin douche bags randomly playing the same music over and over, growling and whatever the fuck else they do. It has substance. So as usual I was killing time and looking for some more kickass Viking metal when I stumbled across these guys and was very impressed. They are called Finsterforst and they make some of the coolest Viking/Black/Pagan Metal that I've heard very a long time. You can tell that these guys are very talented musicians and love to play this shit because there is a lot more to it than some of the other Viking metal bands that I've heard recently, and I am really impressed considering this is their debut album. For those of you that dug the Wirdir post, this shit is definitely right up your fuckin alley. So stop wasting time, download this motherfucker right now and turn it the whole way fuckin up! Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to throw my piece of fuckin shit computer against the fuckin wall into a thousand fuckin pieces! (it's been one of those motherfuckin days, you understand)

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FINSTERFORST - WELTENKRAFT and remember to buy

CHARLES MANSON INTERVIEW

Bored? Want to hear Charles Manson ramble about crazy shit for about 51 minutes? Click here and listen to an interview Tom Snyder did with Uncle Charlie in '81. It's pretty intense stuff.

ACTUAL RECORDING OF HELL.

This is one of the craziest things that I have ever heard. It supposedly comes from a recording that Geologists drilling somewhere in remote Siberia obtained. The hole they were drilling was some 14.4 kilometers deep (about 9 miles) when the bit began to spin violently, and they measured temperatures of over 2,000 degrees in the deep, cavernous hole. They lowered super sensitive microphones to the bottom of the well, and to their astonishment they heard sounds of thousands of suffering souls screaming.

SOUNDS FROM HELL! <- right click, save target as...

The following article appeared in the well respected Finland newspaper, Ammenusastia:

"As a communist I don’t believe in Heaven or the Bible; but as a scientist I now believe in Hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of Hell!"

Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit."

"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."

"But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!"

-It's easy to disregard this as bullshit, and a lot of people have, but it's still pretty insane regardless. Post you thoughts or opinions.

MADNESS! EYE OF THE STORM!

If you've been sleeping under a fuckin rock and haven't gotten this fresh as hell fuckin new EP from the Insane Clown Posse then not only have you been slippin but you've also been trippin (as some might say). This EP is fuckin badass, and if you've heard the Tempest you can see why this shit has been highly anticipated. If you haven't heard the Tempest then you need to stop reading this shit and go get that bitch too. But check this shit out! MCL!

EYE OF THE STORM - GO BUY THIS SHIT

KISSOLOGY VOL. II REVIEW

So for those of you out there that haven't gotten this great DVD set already, KISSOLOGY Vol. 2 is out right now and it is one of the best things I have bought for quite some time. Not only does it have awesome concert footage (including their first show in Brazil and their first show without makeup) but it also has "KISS in Attack of The Phantoms", the legendary made for Television KISS movie unavailable on DVD until now. Go buy KISSOLOGY Vol. 2 because it's badass. Check out Vol. 1 while you're at it.

Here's a little taste:

WRESTLER OF THE WEEK!

Shit's been crazy lately so I haven't put a lot of thought into who the W.O.T.W should be this week. Then an image popped into my head, the image of a man standing at over 7 ft 5 in tall and weighing more than 540 pounds (and no, I'm not talking about the Big Slow, who is just a fuckin wannabe). I am, of course, talking about the legendary ANDRE THE GIANT! One of my earliest memories as far as wrestling is concerned is accompanied by an image of ANDRE wrestling Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania 3, and just being amazed by the sheer size and strength ANDRE had. He was HUGE! Earlier in his career he'd often wrestle more than one dude because no one was really on his level, but he always put on a good show. People referred to ANDRE as a gentle giant, and a very generous and fun loving man. Screenwriter and author William Goldman once said that Andre loved going out for dinner, but whether he made the invitation or a friend did, he would always pay for the meal. One time, one of his friends slipped away to give their credit card to the maitre'd and felt himself being lifted off the ground, carried back to the table, and deposited back in their chair "like a little boy". Goldman also added that the friend in question was Arnold Schwarzenegger. He was also an actor, starring in several movies. ANDRE is one of the most memorable wrestlers to ever come out of the sport, and it wasn't just because of his size, it was because he was a very funny and warm hearted person who cared a lot about wrestling and the fans. ANDRE unfortunately died of congestive heart failure in his sleep on January 27, 1993. He was the first wrestler to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. So this is for you ANDRE, you will always be remembered and missed, you are the WRESTLER OF THE WEEK!

http://www.andrethegiant.com/

-So here's that Wrestlemania 3 match between Andre the Giant and Hulk Hogan, enjoy!

GHOSTS

Ghosts... do they exist? I would like to believe so, I've had some experiences in which I cannot explain. For example, My grandfather died in November and obviously my grandmother was having a very hard time coping. On top of all this she had to have a knee operation near the end of December and didn't want to stay in a hospital alone, so I agreed to go and spend some time with her and help her while she was recovering. So one night, while she was asleep, doped up on the pain meds she was prescribed, I was left wide awake and bored. I watched some TV and read. One thing I can recall vividly is going into the room where my grandfather spent a lot of his time, and most of his final days, and looking for a movie to watch (my grandfather like old comedies). Anyway, upon not finding anything, I left the room and firmly closed the door behind me, nudging it to make sure it was fully closed. Their trailer got a bit drafty during the winter at times so keeping the doors closed helped keep the heat in. The bathroom was beside my grandfathers room, and when I looked at the door, it was open about 3 or 4 inches. I thought nothing of it, and just pulled on the handle harder, closed the door and pushed on the door, making sure it was fully closed. I went to the bathroom and when I came back out, sure enough, the door was standing open again. I closed it one more time, a little freaked, and tried to go to sleep. I woke up in the morning before my grandmother, so I got up and started making myself something to eat for breakfast. I walked towards the bathroom again and could see from down the hallway that the door was wide open again. So I left it open. Was it my grandfather? I'd like to think so, he really enjoyed spending time in the room, watching his movies or listening to old country records and staring out the big window... but what do YOU think? Share your experiences.

DAD 'N ME GAME

This is another great game from newgrounds called Dad 'n Me. You're basically just some little dude who walks around and kicks the shit out of anyone and everyone. That's it. But it's an awesome game, especially if you don't mind a game where the whole point is to see how much damage you can inflict on innocent bystanders. My favorite part, probably where you get to throw boy scouts into oncoming traffic. So crank up the tunes and play this game!

DAD 'N ME