READ A MOTHERFUCKIN' BOOK!

Damn, today must be "Your blog isnt going to work and fucking piss you off" day because that's exactly what the fuck has been happening. I've tried to post this shit 4 fuckin times now and the shit aint workin'. I just saw this video today and thought it was funny. Check it out.

"And you will face a Sea of Darkness, and all therein that may be explored..."

I know I've been slacking when it comes to posting music lately so I thought I'd make a gesture in the right direction. So for all you crazy metal motherfuckers get ready to get your head blown off and than be resurrected because I'm bringing you the Necrophagia Discography!!! *THUNDER CRACKS* Somewhere in Ohio a priest committed suicide in a Church cemetery, unleashing the living dead upon the world. In the wake of the undead flesh-eaters came Necrophagia!!! Featuring Killjoy on vocals, Undead Torment on guitars, Iscariah on Bass, Fug on Guitar, Mirai Kawashima on Keyboards and Titta Tani on Drums, these guys take Death/Grind/Black Metal to the fucking extreme! You may also know a former member of this band from another band called "Pantera", I think his name was Phil or something... So go fucking crazy with these! And look out for there new album coming in Fall of '07!

1987 - Season of the Dead

1998 - Holocausto de la Morte

2000 - Black Blood Vomitorium (EP)

2001 - Cannibal Holocaust (EP)

2003 - The Divine Art of Torture

2004 - Goblins Be Thine (EP)

2005 - Harvest Ritual Vol. 1

2006 - Slit Wrists and Casket Rot (Live)

So enjoy motherfuckers, a thanks would be appreciated, this was a bitch to put together. And remember to buy...

WRESTLER OF THE WEEK!

I figured I'd kick this whole 'WRESTLER OF THE WEEK!' thing off with a rush of pure adrenaline and madness! So this weeks', the very first WRESTLER OF THE WEEK is none other than THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! This dude was absolutely nuts! Sprinting to the Ring, beating the shit out of and pinning most of his opponents in under a minute, he was definitely a force to be reckoned with. He has had some of the greatest promos I've ever seen in my life! They defined Intense, they literally made me want to shake the hell out of the nearest thing. I mean the dude was so fuckin crazy that he legally changed his name to "WARRIOR"! So congrats ULTIMATE WARRIOR! You are the WRESTLER OF THE WEEK! Not that it necessarily means anything but, you're the first so... there's that. No, it means everything! YOU ARE THE FIRST WRESTLER OF THE WEEK ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!! (If you could see me right now, I am throwing shit all over the fuckin room!)

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR


-This is a match between The Ultimate Warrior and Honky Tonk Man and until this match Honky Tonk Man held the IC title for a ridiculously long time.

"The stage is bare, and Im standing there, without any hair"

This is pretty fuckin funny. I found this mp3 of the King himself, Elvis. It has a few live songs and Elvis is fucked up on some kind of drug or another because he keeps slurring and forgetting the words to the songs. Check this shit out. Oh, and don't forget to fuck yourself if you don't like Elvis, he's the shit.

Elvis On Drugs

BAD TASTE REVIEW

Lord Crumb and his Army of Aliens have landed on Earth. Already a small town has been hacked and packed in boxes, ready to become the latest taste sensation to hit the Galaxy... Earth's Government Issues a full scale alert and unleashes their first line of defence "The Boys": Derek, Frank, Oz and Barry, also known as the "Alien Investigation Defense Service" or A.I.D.S. A bunch of would-be Rambos who take on the aliens with axes, rocket launchers, and chainsaws. Will Lord Crumb succeed in turning the human race into "CRUMBS COUNTRY DELIGHTS"? Or will the boys be able to stop him? Another great, obscure splatter film that will make you laugh your ass off while seeing some of the best gore to ever come out of an independent movie that was filmed over a couple of weekends by a group of friends from New Zealand. I'd say the biggest surprise of this movie is that it was directed and produced by Peter Jackson and if you don't know who he is, well, than you're a dumbass. But what else can I say, Enjoyable movie, lots of slap-stick gore and other gags that should keep anyone with an attention span entertained, let alone a die hard horror fan. So check this out if you can cause it is a bitch to get ahold of, but it's worth it. I'd give this movie 3 3/4 stabs to the fuckin dome!

Bad Taste Theme Mp3

A new weekly thing I'm doing, enlightenment is a powerful thing. Dig it.

"When one's own attitude on courage is fixed in his heart, and when his resolution is devoid of doubt, then when the time comes he will of necessity be able to choose the right move. This will be manifested by one's conduct and speech according to the occasion. One's word is especially important. It is not for exposing the depths of one's heart. This is something that people will know by one's everyday affairs."

MORE SANE THAN MOST WILL EVER BE.

You see a man is born with something inside of him. Its not given to him, he has it. And when you struggle and fight for what is rightfully yours and at the end of the day you have to lay your head down and look inside yourself and ask WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?! You know it hasn't been the greatest of days. Its one that kicks your ass and makes you want to do one of two things, shake off the dirt and shit and blood and sweat and tears and keep on going, knowing full well that the next day will more than likely be the same or you just look at life and you say FUCK YOU. That's when you start living and doing whatever the fuck you want. Don't let life kick you in the ass, make a fool out of you. Take life, and say YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T FUCKIN CARE, I DON'T CARE IF IT RAINS OR SHINES, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT TO FUCKIN DO, AND IF SOMEONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH IT, WELL, FUCK EM, AND TELL THEM. IF GOD HIMSELF TRIES TO GET IN YOUR WAY TELL HIM, FUCK HIM. GOD is something they created to scare you, you honestly think that GOD would let little babies, NO, ANYONE die of inoperable cancer? Why would GOD do that? Let people die of bullshit diseases, let people starve to death, with nothing. what kind of GOD is that?! The easy path walked by many is the one full of shit and hatred, they train you and make you whatever the fuck they want to make out of you, you are a puppet, for the lack of a better word you are a worthless piece of shit puppet. You'll clap and sing and laugh whenever they fuckin tell you to and when the race is over, when your life is almost closing, they'll throw you to the side and grab another motherfucker JUST LIKE YOU. You gonna let them? Are you that worthless and weak?! No one is free thinking, you think behind closed doors and in front of a little computer screen where you can act 10ft tall and motherfuckin bullet proof when your just another 5ft piece of worthless fuck that does whatever the boss tells 'em to. NO MORE. Go out tomorrow with a new confidence, knowing that you could die at any minute but you'll die on your terms doing what YOU WANT! They'll shake their fists at you, scare you, beat you, scar you. Well I've been scarred. I've been beaten. I've been scared. But I'll be god damned if I'm gonna let some little faggoty piece of shit break my spirit. Stand on the tallest mountain. Stand tall so they can all hear you, scream for all it's worth. Let out all that pain and aggression that years of living by their standards has caused, because it hurts doesn't it? When you feel like you're dying with nothing going nowhere, it hurts. Clench your fists, white knuckle tight, swing at them, break them. Live your life. We all die anyway. LIVE YOUR LIFE, don't let some cocksucker in a business suit live it for you. LIVE YOUR LIFE.

Ichi The Killer Review

When a Yakuza boss named Anjo disappears with 300 million yen, his chief henchman, a sadomasochistic man named Kakihari, and the rest of his mob goons go looking for him. After capturing and torturing a rival Yakuza member looking for answers, they soon realize they have the wrong man and begin looking for the man named Jijii who tipped them off in the first place. Soon enough Kakihara and his men encounter Ichi, a psychotic, sexually-repressed young man with amazing martial arts abilities and blades that come out of his shoes. One by one Ichi takes out members of the Yakuza and all the while Kakihara intensifies his pursuit of Ichi and Ichi's controller Jijii. What will unfold as the final showdown between the tortured and ultra-violent Ichi and the pain-craving Kakihara takes place? This is just an absolutely crazy fucking movie! Awesome! From the very beginning of the movie you are grabbed and taken through this fucked up world full of Yakuza, Sadomasochists, Perverted Psycho cry-baby killers and other colorful and equally fucked characters. WITNESS! A man jerk off to a prostitute getting beaten up and raped by her pimp! SEE! A man get stuck like a pincushion with 10+ inch needles! HEAR! The sizzling of a mans skin as he gets Hot Fryer Oil poured onto his body! This movie is definitely NOT for people with a weak stomach. The way it was filmed and the effects are amazing and psychotic, the soundtrack is driving and fits the movie quite well. If you love horror movies, gangster movies and the like, than pick up this fuckin DVD immediately! I give it 4 3/4 stabs to the dome.

You don't have to be Choking to become a Victim!

I stumbled onto these guys and was completely blown away. Political ska, really good and crazy shit talking about welfare, crack, theft, bringing down the government and more! So listen to this shit.

I AM A LOSER, I AM SATAN, I AM JESUS CHRIST, I'M ME.
THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN THIS FUCKED REALITY!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JULV7YWB

"Don't you know that Satan is the man?
So listen very close cause we got a little plan,
We're gonna have to execute some rich, important people
Gonna burn down all the churches
And topple all the steeples
See a frown? Turn that cross upside down
Grab a gun, baseball bat, lets go to fuckin' town!"

Just Fresh

I'M A BE A J-U Double G A-L-O

So I've been on the DL for awhile, playing it cool, almost spy like. Now I'm back like a spinal cord with some fuckin craziness!!! Most of you who are DOWN have probably already heard this shit and for those who haven't get ready cause this shit will definitely make your eyes pop out, your ears bleed and your head explode. THAT'S RIGHT, the NEW TWIZTID ALBUM. Now this might be old news for some, but it's new news for those who don't know that it's not new but old. So here it is!! MOTHER FUCKIN INDEPENDENCE DAY!!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=675WQ3H5

YOU HAVE A VOICE, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO USE IT?

The Fourth Of July... it means alot of things to alot of people. For some it's an excuse to hang out, eat and get drunk (good call). Nothing's better than hanging out with friends and family over a couple of burgers and drinks, listening to good tunes and slowly but surely getting drunk before watching fire works and blowing shit up... 231 years ago it was a different story. On July 4, 1776 thirteen colonies fought for their right to be independent from the Kingdom of Great Britain. We thought that it's only right that as an independent country we be free to make our own decisions and NOT be ruled or persuaded by another country. 231 years later... look at where we are... it's fuckin bullshit. Now we are invading other countries... sticking our nose where it doesn't fuckin belong... which is exactly what we were trying to get away from. This day makes me sick as I fuckin see what's going on, and anybody that sees freedom as something that is not a privilege, but a right that we are given at birth, well... it should upset your stomach just a little bit too. To be free and make decisions that we believe in, and other people in other countries are entitled to those same ideas. So on this fourth of July I say this, I cannot wait until George W. Bush is out of office, you may be President but you're NOT my fuckin president. Maybe when you are finally removed from your position this country can regain some order and dignity.

My message to the rest of the world: Not all Americans are assholes, just the people in charge.

To my fellow patriots: A government can jail people, deny them votes and power, but when a million people no longer believe in that government, it will tremble. A house divided cannot stand.
GOVERNMENT REQUIRES THE CONSENT OF THE GOVERNED
If the American people stop believing in this administration, it WILL fail.
Now I am not saying "let's overthrow the Government and watch it burn!"
No, what I'm saying is "WAKE THE FUCK UP" look at where we are, we are the bully of the world, the one that pushes other countries around and expects them to fall in line... wake up and realize how sad the state of things are... wake up...

This shit is funny as hell, and I will say that this is my shit, my friends and I (the Blood Sweat Monkeys are what we call ourselves) make fucked up music and fucked up movies, hey... we think they're pretty fuckin hilarious and so have some of the other people who have seen the shit, so who knows, maybe you'll dig it too. Have fun!!!!!

http://youtube.com/user/BSMRabies187
http://myspace.com/188711704
http://myspace.com/yousuckatlifewtas



this first episode is a little bit fucked... but trust me, it's worth it to check out the others.

BLACK MOTHER FUCKIN' DIAMOND!

Holy fuckin shit! I've been on a KISS binge! Dude, say what you will about KISS, but they are truly an awesome band. Sure, cockrockish... but athemiatic (that's not a word, but it is now) Alright, so here it is, the first album from KISS, go buy this shit. Listen to it, really fuckin soak it in... and then listen to some of your favorite bands... if it wasnt for these dudes they probably would'nt be there... Im just guessing...

http://rapidshare.com/files/1235754/K-I-S-S.Kiss.MET.rar

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