A shocking glimpse into the life of Jesus

I stumbled upon this vintage footage of Jesus, from like... a long time ago, right. Translated into English, these videos offer a personal glimpse into the life of Jesus. And he's kind of a dick... and he might be a little gay.

DETHKLOK - DETHALBUM promo

I found this a couple of days ago and decided I should post it. It's a promo for the upcoming Dethklok album "Dethalbum". It's the entire album, only you know it's a promo because every once and awhile a voice comes on and reminds you that you're listening to the "Dethklok Promo 2007"... and while that's a little irritating at first, you kinda get used to it after awhile. The album itself comes out at the end of September so this pretty much serves it's purpose as a promo until the actual album comes out. I'm pretty sure that the album comes out a week before or after the Metalocalypse season 1 DVD comes out... So get it, or don't, whatever.

DETHALBUM PROMO

-and for some of you assholes who've never heard of Dethklok, here's some great shit.

HALLOWEEN 2007

I just got home from watching the new Halloween movie and holy fuckin shit is all I can say. It's a great remake (or re-imagining) from Rob Zombie, and it's better than I thought it was gonna be. I am a die-hard fan of the classic Halloween movies, all of them, i don't give a fuck man, Halloween is the shit. But, as is usually the case with remakes, I thought it was going to suck, and even though I loved House Of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects, I don't like remakes... but you can tell just how much of a fan Rob Zombie is as well, because not only is this movie well directed, but it still stays true to the original (even going as far as including some of the dialogue from it's 1978 counterpart) and the back story into Michael's' childhood is a great add. Go see this fuckin movie. Most people will go into detail when a movie comes out, but I don't like giving spoilers for movies that just come out, go see that shit. Well I gotta watch some of the other ones now so while I'm doing that, you can grab this treat, the soundtrack for the film, which has some great music. So... there you go. Stay Scared, the Boogieman is real, and he's coming to get you.

HALLOWEEN SOUNDTRACK and remember to buy

Something completely fuckin different

As the post says, something totally out of fuckin right field. You don't like it? Go fuck yourself. Alright, so I'm a bit of an asshole. But this song makes me chill out, so chill out with this shit.

THE BEATLES - WHITE ALBUM

Here's a random post because this album is the shit. Until I heard this album I really didn't like the Beatles much... I thought their shit was OK, but not stellar. Then I found this album, literally, I found it lying on the side of the road one day. I got home and put it on and was hooked ever since. I now own every Beatles album (except the ones that are hard to find) and still dig them now more than ever. So broaden your musicical horizon and stop being so fuckin narrow minded, you stupid fuckin son of a bitch. That last part may have been a little harsh, but seriously, If it was not for the Beatles, you probably wouldnt be listening to the shit you do. Countless bands have said that if it wasnt for the Beatles, they wouldnt be doing what they are doing today, so thank the Beatles and give this shit a listen.

Part 1
Part 2
and remember to buy

- here's a cool video of some Beatles footage with 'Glass Onion' from the White Album.

BLOOD SWEAT MONKEYS!!!

These are funny as hell. Just randomly found them. Enjoy as much as I did. That wasn't a comment, that was a fuckin command, I command you to enjoy them as much as I did.

Trailer Park Boys

If any of you fuckronauts out there havent seen or heard of the Trailer Park Boys then you are fucked. TPB is one of the funniest (if not THE funniest) shows that I have ever seen in my life. Ricky (who never made it past grade 10) and Julian (who is never seen without a drink) are ex-cons who just wanna make some money without things getting fucked and them ending up back in jail, but Mr. Lahey (the drunk, ex-cop trailer park supervisor) and his assistant Randy (the shirtless, cheese burger eating, ex-male prostitute) are always trying to fuck everything up. So with help from their friend Bubbles (who lives in a shed, takes care of a shit load of kitties and collects shopping carts for extra cash), Ricky and Julian are always trying to stay ahead of Lahey and Randy and the cops so they can do that last one big job so they can finally retire from crime. If that hasn't sold you on the show then... I don't know what to fuckin tell you.

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http://trailerparkboys.com

PSYCHOPATHIC RYAS - DUK DA FUK DOWN

I like to keep you motherfuckers guessin. What's he gonna post next? Is it gonna be some crazy metal? Some new Juggalo shit? Some old Juggalo shit? KISS?! Well this next bitch I'm putting up for your viewing and listening pleasure is the new album from the PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS! So you know you better strap on the Teflon because the name of this new and gangster as fuck album is DUK DA FUK DOWN. Who are the Rydas you might be askin' yo self? They are six ruthless street thugs that jack beats from other motherfuckers and preach about muggin', jackin', hustlin', robbin', shootin', rollin' and smokin' the sweet leaf. This isn't your normal rap album, it's hard as fuck. So you motherfuckers better get this shit before the Rydas find out I'm putting the shit up, they're the kind of motherfuckers who'll cap someone for looking at them wrong let alone posting their shit. MCL.

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- here's some extra freshness, the video the the single off the album:

PSYCHOPATHIC RYAS - DUK DA FUK DOWN dont forget to buy

NINJA GUIJI GAME

Here's a cool game I found. You are a ninja, doing different missions, and you have to use your stealth to avoid Samurai's. Pretty kickass scenes showing decapitation and shit like that. Got a couple of minutes to kill? Kill some Samurai scum, Ninja Guiji Style.

NINJA GUIJI

KISS - CARNIVAL OF SOULS: THE FINAL SESSIONS

I'm still listening to KISS constantly. They are one of the bands that I just don't get tired of. I personally think they fuckin rock. And it's sad to think that some people out there haven't heard KISS or just haven't given them the chance to rock their fuckin world. Well as a long time KISS fan I thought I would spread the love and post something that even the inexperienced could appreciate. This album is Carnival Of Souls: The Final Sessions and it completely fuckin rocks. To me it sounds like a heavier KISS, which is awesome, but they still have some really good slower, softer songs too. I think this might broaden some folks horizon and look deeper into the world that is KISS! Rock out to this one!

CARNIVAL OF SOULS: THE FINAL SESSIONS and remember to buy!

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